The Eyes Wide Open Case for RFK Jr 2024
Another Kennedy with skeletons in the closet. He might even be an op. But is anybody better running?
Deep down every man resents the Kennedys. You might like them, you might even vote for them, but there’s a part of you that cracks a smile when the CIA puts a bomb on the single engine plane one of them is flying to Martha’s vineyard. It’s that same part of you that holds some small bitterness towards your friend who is better with women than you are. The girls don’t really care when I show up at a party but they flock to you. Why can’t they love me like they love you? This feeling is so powerful that Richard Nixon was elected president as the avatar of the silent majority of Americans who were mad at how much pussy the Kennedys got.
The Kennedys are handsome, rich, famous, and women adore them. That last bit is the reason why the Kennedys are so resented (some lying anarchist nerds try to dress it up and pretend they hate JFK over dropping agent orange on Vietnam and not the pussy thing). Men need women and men resent women for that. They especially resent women when they love other men. These charming, intelligent aristocrats are every woman’s dream and a man’s brain mostly blames women for it, though we do keep a sprinkle of animosity in reserve for those goddamn Kennedy bastards.
It will certainly be debated how much Robert F. Kennedy Jr shares in common with his late father, the assassinated Senator Robert Kennedy, but being adored by women and adoring them back is not an area of difference. In 2013 the New York Post acquired a copy of a diary RFK Jr kept throughout 2001. Reading excerpts of it we learn that during his second marriage (he’s currently on his third) he was getting so much side tail that he would refer to it as being “mugged” when he went out in public and yet another new woman threw herself at him. While imprisoned for protesting US Navy bombing exercises in Puerto Rico Kennedy confided the following to his journal:
“I’m so content here, I have to say it. There’s no women. I’m happy! Everybody here seems happy. It’s not misogyny. It’s the opposite! I love them too much.”
I think I’m on solid ground in saying it is not the universal male experience to love being in prison because it finally gives you a break from all the groupies. Goddamn Kennedy bastards.
On April 19, 2023 RFK Jr formally launched his bid for the democratic nomination for the presidency in 2024. In the primary he faces the incumbent Joe Biden in what most in the media call a hopeless candidacy. His odds are undoubtedly long but those who write him off completely still don’t understand what country they’re living in. Nothing that got Trump elected in 2016 has been resolved. It’s not like less Americans are dying from the heroin and fentanyl epidemic our own government facilitated, in fact a lot more are. People are fed up.
Back in 1992 James Carville said “it’s the economy stupid.” Well we haven’t been allowed to vote on the economy for forty fucking years. Democrat Barack Obama and Republican George W. Bush both appointed the same person as Federal Reserve chairman. Donald Trump and Joe Biden did the same. It’s the most important appointment a President makes and whether you pull the D or the R lever the outcome is gonna be the same.
The Federal Reserve doesn’t just direct the lion’s share of US economic policy, they are also a chief regulator for all those recidivist banks on Wall Street. Because the Fed has totally ceased performing their function as a regulator major felonies like pump and dump fraud and drug money laundering are now baked into the business model of our financial system. Like any other corrupt cops on the beat members of the Federal Reserve spend most their time hustling their own criminal schemes, in this case insider trading.
The banks pay fines using dollars the Fed prints for them and when a con goes belly up they get bailed out with taxpayer money and nobody ever goes to jail. Those in high level government “service” don’t stay more than a few years before they trundle through the revolving door to their six or seven figure corporate make-work jobs. It’s legalized bribery with extra steps. What happens when you live under that kind of governance for too long?
For one example we can look to Venezuela. Hugo Chavez was a Lieutenant Colonel in the Venezuelan military who in 1992 spearheaded a coup attempt against his own nominally elected but endemically corrupt government. It failed but the political system he attacked was so hated by the people who lived under it that just for attempting its overthrow he became too popular to keep imprisoned. He was released and he won the 1998 presidential election in a landslide. I’m not much for predictions but I’ll offer this: unless Americans are given the option to vote on the economy it can happen here.
In American discourse Chavez has been too thoroughly vilified to make for nuanced domestic political analogy so we prefer to talk of Caesar. In a somewhat similar case the Roman statesman and general Julius Caesar overthrew a corrupt republic run by and for the landed rich and replaced it with a more popular empire where debts were canceled and land was modestly redistributed. Some on the political right such as Mencius Moldbug have made calls for or speculations on the identity of an American Caesar. The military is the first place you’d look, or maybe a rogue billionaire, but it could also be a Kennedy. Few could better fit the bill of American Caesar than a Kennedy: he who both embodies and transcends all the contradictions of the nation.
We didn’t live in a utopia on the day John F. Kennedy was shot in Dallas but that is as good a place as any to mark our descent into unreality. President Kennedy was assassinated because it was decided Americans would no longer be able to vote on their foreign policy. They couldn’t be trusted to do that anymore. They elected a goddamn Kennedy who wasn’t willing to go along with genocide in Vietnam and Indonesia. That mick bastard wanted to trade with the elected government of the Congo instead of coup them and steal their resources. And did you see all that pussy he’s getting? It’s way too much!
And so we the people stopped being asked what our foreign policy should be. Hell, we don't even actually know what it is anymore until 30 years after when documents get declassified and we find out who the CIA liquidated for trying to nationalize which resources. But for a while there we could still vote on the commanding heights of the domestic economy. Then that went away too, which you can date to Jimmy Carter appointing Paul Volcker as Federal Reserve chairman and driving a stake through the heart of the New Deal. Now the only thing left that we’re allowed to vote on is the culture war. Things like abortion and trans issues. They’re important I just feel like if you’re gonna call it democracy I should be consulted about more than that.
We might try to deny it or pretend that the average American we all feel so qualified to speak for just doesn’t care about these things but the reality is there’s something meaningful in that name: Kennedy. It offers a chance to undo the moment where everything started to unravel. We can’t go back to Dallas and stop those bullets but maybe we could elect the dead man’s nephew and make those murderers who stole our country pay for what they did.
RFK Jr is unique because he is one of the few living Kennedys who publicly acknowledges what we all know happened to his father and uncle. Doing that is a quick way to shut yourself out of a lucrative media appearance circuit and possibly even wind up on the Kennedy curse Wikipedia page. Ted Kennedy lived a long and privileged life for endorsing the Warren Report and legitimizing the system that murdered his blood kin.
RFK Jr hasn’t done that. He read James W. Douglass’ masterful work ‘JFK and the Unspeakable’ and said that it was what finally motivated him to go to Dallas to see the scene of the crime. He has openly stated that the man who killed his father was not Sirhan Sirhan but bodyguard Thane Eugene Cesar, which anyone who skims Lisa Pease’s book will know is indisputable fact (13 shots were fired, there were 8 bullets in Sirhan’s gun). In his announcement speech RFK Jr quoted what President Kennedy said during the Bay of Pigs: “I am going to shatter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it to the winds.” And the people in the audience applauded! What other Presidential campaign in the year 2024 is going to offer us that?
Most of my preceding paragraphs have just been winding me up into justifying my tentative support for the candidacy of RFK Jr. This does necessitate me saying that I have few illusions about the man. If you’re going to support him you should go into this with your eyes open. He was (hopefully not is) a serial adulterer. That I don’t really care about. His contact information was found in Jeffrey Epstein’s black book and he allegedly flew on the lolita express. Ok well that’s more of a problem. Also I have a friend who met him and told me he was a dick so that sucks. Not as much as the potentially blackmailed pedophile thing but still.
Perhaps I’m extending Kennedy some plastic paddy solidarity that I wouldn’t extend to others in waiting to hear how he responds to the Jeffrey Epstein charges before I make my judgment. For now the media is still on the ignoring stage of dealing with him. Several parapolitical researchers I respect believe that he is blackmailed. As Kennedy goes up in the polls eventually some press interlocutor will ask him about his relationship to Epstein. Or if they don’t I suppose that’s a sign he’s definitely blackmailed.
What would be the purposes of such a blackmail operation? Have him run his mouth to shitcoat the legitimate historical truths he speaks and the sensible proposals he advocates such as closing down the majority of our 1,000 military bases and bringing the troops home. Then if he actually somehow wins you have too much control over him to allow him to implement the stated agenda.
With regards to the first part I’ve listened to at least a dozen hours of RFK Jr speeches and interviews and, as far as I can tell, most everything he says is measured and grounded. The fact that he has been so heavily censored from social media is not due to the dangers of his views on vaccines it is due to the fact that he names and shames specific corporate actors who spend a lot of money on advertising. He attacks General Electric for dumping PCBs into the Hudson River and putting that forever poison into our food supply, he talks about the dangers of Monsanto pesticides and how they bought the FDA, he justifiably accuses pharmaceutical giant Merck of mass murder for bringing the drug Vioxx to market while knowing it would kill at least tens of thousands of Americans.
He is correct that there is a chronic disease epidemic in the US, he’s correct that it explodes starting in 1989. We don’t know the cause but it could be due to the additives in the food, the pesticides, the pollution in our environment or yeah maybe it has something to do with some of the vaccines. The USA has the highest chronic disease burden in the developed world. In 1988 only 12.8% of American adults had a chronic disease, today nearly 60% of American adults have at least one chronic disease. Why isn’t there an independent commission being formed to make immediate legislative and regulatory redress of this nightmare? We’re all just guinea pigs eating frankenfoods and constantly absorbing new forever chemicals and nobody in the media or government seems to care.
RFK Jr is certainly not the ideal candidate. He has a fucked up sounding voice because of a condition called spasmodic dysphonia. Even the best case scenario for skeletons in his closet makes me nervous. He’s running in a Democrat primary where the median voter is a 74 year old whose only friend is MSNBC, the channel that spends all day running ads for the same pharma companies he attacks.
But really as of right now who else is running? The goofy bitch with the crystals? The gay pedophile? From Florida? That lady governor who cucked her husband and wants to nuke China? The former CIA director? Trump? You’re telling me any of them are better than the guy who, whatever else you can say about him, is actually being specific about what is happening to this country?
What I’ve written here is not quite an endorsement. Jesse Ventura would still be my first choice. However at this moment Kennedy is the only declared candidate I'd consider voting for. I mean what’s the worst that can happen? Oh no what if we elected a President who is blackmailed and doesn’t do anything to help us that would be a big change.
Mostly I just want to let him cook. RFK Jr says a lot of true things and a presidential campaign is a big tent event in America where lots of people can get exposed to and radicalized by messages that they otherwise might not hear. If he starts saying false things I’ll revise my support accordingly.
As to the possibility of another Kennedy assassination? Well I suppose if it happens we’ll know he wasn’t blackmailed.
he is blackmailed and his stance on China and Israel proves it. I am sure you have changed your mind. But he will at least not be assasinated. Always something.
Now we know what the R in RFK stands for ;)